Ride a trans-dimensional space dolphin to paradise with Seth Troxler & family.
Enter a mythical and sensual soundscape where unicorns and unassuming minotaurs lay upon fresh beds of psilocybin mushrooms, spawning the worlds future leaders. A magical place where space, time, and dignity become entangled in sloppy ecstasy. Expose yourself to… yourself (we’ll have mirrors available).
Come to our party and fix your marriage, make your mail man like you, see through walls.
– On site babysitting/daycare
– 400ft tall slip & slide
– Autograph signing with Fab Morvan – surviving member of Millie Vanilli
Super special limited exclusive VIP packages include:
– Complimentary adrenaline shots to the heart!
– All you can eat tuna
– Dolphin ferry
– All you can drink Natty light
– Free bumps of dignity
The first 20 people in the door get a free/discounted Unicorn transplant
– Kittens for Ketamine Worldwide
– Boy Scouts of America